I M LISTENING TO THE SANTA BABY COVER BY MICHAEL BUBLE AND HE FUCKING
CHANGED THE LYRICS TO “SANTA BUDDY”
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
NO HOMO SANTA
i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my fucking sandals”
Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”
I MEAN I REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR PROBLEMS AND EVERYTHING BUT I PLANNED ON BEING LAZY AND NOW YOUR PROBLEMS ARE VERY INCONVENIENT FOR MY SELFISHNESS
white lips pale face fuck school i hate this place
seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.
Fighting evil by moonlight. Selling propane by daylight.