what did the horse say when it broke its leg?
i’ve fallen and i can’t giddyup
a white guy wearing an obey snapback walks into class 15 minutes late holding a monster energy drink
person: what r u doin
when you walk towards a bird but it flies away
"What Guys Think When Girls Like Their Instagram Photos vs. What Actually Happens"
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
must we play god